My Mommy and Daddy Beat Me

Category: Joke Board

Post 1 by rebelwoman (Account disabled) on Saturday, 15-Jan-2011 14:21:07

One day, a little boy calls social services saying that his Mommy and Daddy beat him. They go to cort, and the judge rules that the little boy be sent to live with his grandparents.

"No," the little boy says, "They beat me too."

Later they go to cort again, and the judge rules that the little boy be sent to live with his aunt and uncle.

"No," he says, "They beat me too."

After a while they finally go back to cort, and the judge says "Ok, we know who to give you to. We'll send you to live with the Denver Broncos, kuz they can't beat anyone."

Post 2 by laced-unlaced (Account disabled) on Saturday, 15-Jan-2011 17:48:06

lol hahaha. that's good

Post 3 by chelslicious (like it or not, I'm gonna say what I mean. all the time.) on Saturday, 15-Jan-2011 20:38:43

lol; I didn't expect that one!!

Post 4 by FaithinGod4ever (Zone BBS is my Life) on Friday, 18-Mar-2011 23:09:42

Okay. First of all, while the punchline was good, I don't think making light of child abuse is ever right.

Post 5 by chelslicious (like it or not, I'm gonna say what I mean. all the time.) on Friday, 18-Mar-2011 23:45:47

to the last poster, get over yourself. a joke is a joke, honey.

Post 6 by Sword of Sapphire (Whether you agree with my opinion or not, you're still gonna read it!) on Thursday, 31-Mar-2011 18:12:22

Lol! The punchline was great, especially since it was unexpected.